WHY AM I MARRIED?
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You have two choices in life.
You can stay single and be miserable,
Or get married and wish you were dead.
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A man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished .
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A little boy asked his father,
'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?'
Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.
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A young son asked,
'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
A man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?'
Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.'
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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If you want your spouse to listen and
Pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.
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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
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First guy says, 'My wife's an angel!'
Second guy remarks, 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
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Just wanted to let everyone know that I will be out of the 97 car for the next 2 1/2 weeks or so. I am getting married on the 19th! Time has really crept up on the wedding, (and I'm a habitual procrastinator), so I've got alot of stuff to get done before the big day.
Now, I know that this is the bigger concern. Who will be here to cause issues?!? Worry not, I have left Mr. Brad Foy in charge of causing trouble until I return
Best of luck to everyone, and I'll see you guys on the track towards the end of May!!
Congrats Andy
Another one bites the DUST
Congrats to you and your soon to be wife Andy!
congrats andy.
i got married 8 months ago and believe it or not, she gets my sunday night addiction. 
are you honeymooning and if so - where! envious minds want to know.
DUDE!!!! your leading some points.....you may want to postpone till the off season.......
