THE SNOTTY RECEPTIONIST GETS HERS
> > >
> Yesterday
> I had an appointment to see the urologist for a
> prostate exam.
> Of course, I was a bit on edge because all my friends
> have either gone under the knife or had those pellets
> implanted.
The waiting room was filled with patients. As I
> approached the receptionist's desk, I noticed that the
> receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. I
gave her my name. In a very low voice, the receptionist said,
> "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR
> ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?" all the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads
> around to look at me, a now very embarrassed man.
> But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally
> loud voice replied,
>
>
> “NO,
> I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE
> OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE
> SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.”
>
>
> The
> room erupted in applause!
> DON'T MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS