This is a football quiz for everyone to test each other with their football knowledge.

Put your answer and then once the poster of the question confirms you are right you place your own question and so on..... * Please make sure you receive conformation from the person who asked the original question before you add your own *

The first question will be fairly easy.

Good luck!!

Who was the first team to RETAIN the FA Cup?

Just a guess ..... was it 1913?

Well done Fattest Bloke
It was season 1913-1914
ur go

Which player won the Old Wulfrunians Sausage Roll Eating Competition in 1993/94?

not sure abou this one but my instinct tells me Pete Oakley?

Well done Snedge! Crack on ...

what did the leggy blonde say to Michael Owen when he propositioned her in a Madrid bar?

You're so small I could tie a peice of string around your head and use you as a tampon?

in true roy walker style, it's good but it's not right

**** off you scouse loser! i want a piece of Janos.

The answer is "You're a little forward!".
Joke of the day on the radio yesterday.

close but no cigar fattest

well done mike, your turn

Which two teams do not have to change their colours when they play away from home?

Preston & Reading

Correct Mr Ling

Preston because they were the first league champions and Reading bacause they are the Royal team.

Which player scored the FIFA World Cup's 1300th goal?

paul tudor?

Unlucky Skedge,

Tu was in fact the scorer of the first goal in the FIFA World Cup, but it's the 1300th we are after.

Pele?

Lineker? i believe it was at the same time Tu was drinking himself into hospital over in Rhodes

Correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't it the Argentinian - Saviola.

Pat & Fattest - you are wrong.

Dirk - you are correct!!

It was indeed our very own Gary Lineker in the 3-0 victory over Paraguay at Mexico '86. I was 3 years old at the time!

No wonder I didn't know the answer, i was well pi$$ed that night. I woke up at 5.30 the following morning on a hospital bed in Rhodes Town before legging it and getting lost for two hours.

Here goes.

Out of the 92 teams in the league, whose ground is at the highest altitude?

I'm pretty sure it's West Bromwich Albion (the Sh1t).

Correct Lingy. Fire away.

Which former Everton player appeared in the 2002 FIFA World Cup finals after his Father had appeared in the 1978 finals?

Are you sure he's a former Everton player?

Yes he is!!!!!

dixie dean?

Giorgos Karagounis?

All wrong, although Tu appears to know?!

I think it was Tobias Linderoth.

And you would be right!

Make it a toughy.

I'll give it a go.

Who was the first player to win the Champions League in succuessive seasons with different clubs?

Didier Deschamps?

Or Marcel Desailly?

Well that lasted a long time

It was Marcel Desailly
1993 Olympique de Marseille
1994 AC Milan

Good arrows FB, fire away.

Name the nine clubs in the English league and the six in the Scottish league which have the same number of letters in the first and last words of their name.

That might be a bit crap!

Quick History Quiz

In 1997 which break-dancing full back lost a tequila drinking competition and puked all over himself on a pre-season tour of Richmond?

charlton athletic
aston villa
sheffield wednesday
leyton orient
boston united
oxford united
dundee united
glasgow rangers
partick thistle

forgot to add. couldn't find anymore.
question from my daughter. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

In reply to fattest bloke's second question, it could only be Mark Baldwin. Although FB forgot to mention the fact that during his puking session he was actually in the back of a taxi and was sick all over harty.

Answer to Q1)

England: Aston Villa, Boston United, Charlton Athletic, Hull City, Leyton Orient, Oxford United, Port Vale, Sheffield Wednesday, York City.

Scotland: Albion Rovers, Berwick Rangers, Dundee United, East Fife, Partick Thistle, Queen of the South.

Q2) Well remembered Mr Thompson.

Tommo - as you were able to provide additional detail within your answer, i am pleased to present you with 'the next question' award.

This one might be too easy but couldn't be arsed to think of another question:

who has played football for England and cricket for Scotland?

Henry Waugh Renny-Tailyour?

sorry i meant played football for Scotland and cricket for England.

is it ian botham?

close snedger, but not right

FB - he never played for England at cricket

Is it wee Dougie Brown?